Cha0s Gaming - Spark's House

EasyThreads added KawaiiGames to the group. 02/04/2025 02:51

*feeding the cats while mumbling* stupid....fucking Gracie....leaving us for a God.....bitch....*sighs deeply* Spark, you home, Babe?

*Enjoying his food*

To be fair, you did the sex thing with him too, did you not enjoy it?

I did, but that's not the point! She left us behind....left me behind....I promised I wouldn't make you have to share.....

02:55

I chose to die and become a cyborg for YOU. That was better than any marriage proposal....

But isn't the goal for most carbon based lifeforms, to be happy? If she is, than shouldn't we be happy that she is happy?

I am happy she's happy....Even if it's at our-- .....my....expense.....

*Still just enjoying his food with Socks*

*Has grown fond of him. And the two get into trouble somewhat often. But mostly lie about in the sun and nap.*

02:59

*Even shares his bed with him.. sometimes*

*looking at the two* And Tony....do we just let him stay here?...I don't think Gale is coming back.....nor do I think he knows.....

I think it would be rude not to ask Tony what he wants.

You have the animal speech software.....

I do. But I also installed a translator in houses's CPU core and have patched it in to the whole home audio. I even gave the software voices to represent them. I realized that not everyone can speak so many languages, and so, I made it easier for people to speak with anyone here.

Cool! So I just....say....Hello Tony.

*Just to Mess with her. Simply looks up at her. And Meows normally. Before returning to eating* (edited)

The translator replies back with "Meow"

Well that totally worked....Think your translator is broken

I assure you, nothing I work on is ever broken. *looks at Tony* I think the cat is broken.

Tony is stupid?

*finishes his food and sticks his tail and head up high. Huffing and walking away to his windowsill spot*

*kneels down* The cat is malfunctioning. I will go see if Socks knows what's wrong with it.

Tony! We are terying to ask you something important!

*starts using the house's security system to locate socks*

*Scratching the scratching post*

*approaches* Your companion seems to be malfunctioning, he motor cortex became rigid and he only says the word Meow. Is this condition temporary?

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*He stops scratching to lick his paws and groom himself momentarily before responding* ... Meow.

*Winks at him and returns to sun bathing*

*goes back to Xara* The condition is viral, and has begun spreading...

Call a druid you know. They can probably help

I do not believe the condition is magical.... I will get make the nessessary adjustments to my lazer's and cut into their skulls to look for signs of brain damage.

No, Spark, druids can help animals because they are attuned to nature

Yes, but they can't repair brain damage. I can... *his finger tip changes slightly and a small lazer comes out* I'll go get them...

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Since Spark know's where they are, the room around them shifts as they find themselves now on a flat medical table and restrained as he approaches them

Now... let's see what the problem is...

Both Cats start Screeching

GET ME OFF OF THIS THING AT ONCE YOU TIN CANNED BUFFOON!!!

I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE

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Oh it worked

*stops* I told you my projects don't fail... *looks at Xara* What's a baffoon?

Stupid Person

Then this one is still broken, I am not a person...

It's meant as an insult

**UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT!!!**

Is your irritability derived from your condition? or fear of being restrained? And why did you wish to insult me? Have I offended you?

YOU'VE TIED US UP AND WERE GOING TO OPEN OUR HEADS !!!!

This fellow can NOT take a joke... Remind me not to prank him anymore ...

Agreed.

They were, as they say, fucking with you

Or.. Us. Rather.

*releasing them* What was the Joke? I heard no laughter nor punchline. Only meow, and then irritability and as you call them, insults.

You didn't exactly let us get far enough ahead to get there...

Now that we know they can talk, we can ask them the questions. Tony, come here

Ahem....

03:46

I did not hear a "Please"

If it wasn't for me, you would not have heard anything.

Nor do I see a treat waiting... I feel we deserve at least one after all of THAT

I may have soiled my fur...

Now that is a joke... I quite literally scared the "piss" out of you...*looks at Xara* Did I say that right? (edited)

*laughs* Yes, you did very good

Good, I am glad.

*kisses his cheek* You're getting better at understanding humans. I'm proud of you

Thank you.

The cats took off to hide somewhere for awhile.

*Grooming himself at the moment and relaxing*

*returns the rooms to normal, and takes Xara for some alone time to relax*

*Laying in his bed playing with a toy mouse*